Someone kill me please
I can’t take it anymore. Had surgery for my wisdom teeth this Monday, and since then it’s been the Spring Break from Hell. Every moment that I’m not sleeping I have a headache or my jaws hurt, and for the first about 36 hours I was vomiting every particle that dared to enter my stomach (this was later discovered to have been caused by my mom accidentally giving me the wrong pill). Vomiting with three bleeding holes in my jaw=not fun times.
I haven’t thrown up in a day, but hurrr de hurr durr Tode just couldn’t let herself have a good night’s sleep. Last night I decided to go ahead and go to bed without taking any sort of medication. Woke up at 12:44 with Shania Twain in my head and raging searing pain in my jaw that only worsened when I lay down. Taking the horse-size Ibuprofen did jack shit, so around 4:44 I took a narcotic, stole my mom’s bed, and blissfully fell into oblivion.
Right now I have about 4 different medications floating in my system: Ibuprofen which is keeping my headache at bay unless I decide to kill myself with Dora the Explorer again, an antibiotic that was the initial cause for my uncontrollable vomiting, birth control pill, and Sudafed to keep my sinus cavities clear because apparantly just as the surgeon was about to take out the last tooth I sniffed and shoomph! Into the sinus the tooth went, so now I have a tooth floating around my sinus cavity and giving me the occasional nosebleed. Do you have any idea how unpleasant it is to have a nosebleed when you’re trying to go the bathroom?
I can’t just sleep all the time; that gives me a headache. I can’t just watch TV all the time; that gives me a headache. What can I do? I have no fucking idea.
s;dfj;alkjsfeo I just want to fucking curl up and die.
