Argh fuck you Medeus
Fuck you and your army of manaketes. Navarre’s just traipsing along and BAM MANAKETE RAPE. Always when I forget to equip a wyrmslayer.
*cough* Playing the “new” Fire Emblem game and I’m on the last chapter and I would easily win if it weren’t for those fucking manaketes and ballista arrrrrgh stop shooting my healers. I need them you assholes.
I’m a huge Fire Emblem fan. Played every one that’s come to the US, though Radiant Dawn and Sacred Stones were kind of lacking. Radiant Dawn because of its shitty support conversations/fucking hard final chapter (I can never beat that chapter without losing someone) and Sacred Stones because it’s waaaaaaay too easy. Shadow Dragon is good as well, but I feel like an asshole judging it because it’s such an old game. There’s barely any character development; Marth and Nyna/Nyrna whatever are the only ones who really say anything worthwhile, with everyone else just giving you their joining dialogue and then fading into the background.
That being said, the 3-D is a nice touch. Very pretty. It made me squee the first time someone attacked me. And this is the first FE game where I’ve actually allowed my characters to die. I’ve lost two so far and was so far ahead in the chapter I was just “no fuck you I’m not starting over”. But you do get a staff at the very end that lets you revive one character–awesome! Or it would be if I hadn’t lost those two at low levels, so I’m bringing them into the last chapter that’s filled with dragons and rape.
So I’m deciding to be clever, and the next time those asshole ballista kill my healer (Lena), I’ll just use the staff to revive her. Ohohoho.
Also my cuticles hurt. And you probably just read an entire post that you didn’t understand at all. Hurrrrrrrr
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